It’s not complicated, it’s boring.  And then we’re treated to a shot of Alec Baldwin’s fat, wrinkly bottom.  Completely unnecessary. Pass.

A young girl is murdered.  The remaining investigation is worth about 45 minutes – instead someone decided to drag it out to over 2 hours.  Most of that 2 hours is spent showing the murdered girl exploring her “heaven”.  We don’t care, it adds nothing to the story except to show off some ho-hum special [...]

This is the story of a man who tries to be good and deal with all the crap that the world throws at him… and there’s a lot of crap.   There’s nothing funny or entertaining, there’s no message, there’s not even a proper ending. He is being threatened by the father of one of his [...]

4 teen girls go on a big canoe trip and everything goes horribly wrong. Canadian! Gloomy, pass.

Take the awesomeness that was the original Iron Man, add Scarlett Johansson in tight leather and Samuel L. Jackson in an eye patch, knock a little off the top for being a sequel and you have Iron Man 2.

Very good action movie.

Another pile of weirdness from the mind of Terry Gilliam. Pass.

This is an incredibly stupid movie but it’s very funny and therefore worth watching.

All kinds of goofy goodness.

Very funny.

The greatest love story of all time. Classic.

Unusual, with a twist. Worth watching.

An “uplifting” movie (HA!) Recommended viewing.

Perhaps one of the most irritating movies I’ve ever seen. Pass.

Decent action movie.  Heavy on the CG.

Madonna.

Remarkable good romantic comedy.

Based on the 80′s cartoon. Decent.

Sex and violence and blood and guts. Decent for what it is.

Nine Miles Down is about a security guard that is sent to check on a remote research station when they don’t check in. Adequate.