Archive for August, 2011

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Does anyone really care about this series anymore?  ‘Cuz I don’t think the director or any of the cast did. This is a steaming pile of incomprehensible garbage.

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Bridesmaids

This is the woman’s version of The Hangover.  Awesome.

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Something Borrowed

This is a terrible movie.  All the characters are inconsiderate morons and they don’t grow or change. Dont’ waste your time.

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Fast Five

= The Fast and the Furious 5 = the best since the original. There will be a 6th installment.

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Scream 4

10 years since the original, a new generation starts up the Scream series again. Pass.

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Paul

Another movie by the Shaun of the Dead people. Paul is an alien who escapes from Area 51 and is picked up as a hitchhiker by 2 guys on their way back from Comic-Con. Easy-going and funny movie, worth watching.

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Battle Los Angeles

Aliens invade the planet and humans have to fight them off.

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The Adjustment Bureau

The lives of a politician and a ballerina are guided by unseen “adjusters”, or fate.

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Hall Pass

Two guys get a week off from marriage to do whatever they want.

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Gnomeo & Juliet

Romeo & Juliet as played by garden gnomes.

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Sanctum

A visually stunning movie about a bunch of spelunkers trapped in a cave.

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Gulliver’s Travels

Jack Black and his usual nonsense – not worth watching.

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TRON: Legacy

An excellent sequel to a childhood favourite of mine.

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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Third in the series.  Decent.

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Super

A regular guy decides to become a superhero.  Imagine a cross between Juno (Ellen Page is in this movie) and Kick-Ass. I originally watched this because of a cameo by Nathan Fillion.

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BloodRayne: The Third Reich

More awful.

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BloodRayne

Awful.

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Sucker Punch

I don’t think there is any description that could do this movie justice… just watch it.

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Sharktopus

Yes, it’s both as awesome and as terrible as it sounds.

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Just Go With It

A successful dentist gets his secretary to pretend to be his ex-wife in order to appease a new girlfriend.  As always happens in romantic comedies, when you pretend to love someone you end up loving them for real.

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