Archive for December, 2011

Jack and Jill

Adam Sandler plays both a twin brother and twin sister.  It’s terrible – stay away.

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Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D

What a pile of trash. The acting is horrible, the special effects are terrible, it was presented in 3D which is irritating in itself, the story was dumb, and the 4th dimension was just plain offensive. The story centered around a father who spent all his time working to provide a good life for his […]

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30 Minutes or Less

Two idiots trap a pizza guy into robbing a bank for them. Dumb.

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One Day

An epic love story that checks in on 2 people on the same day each year for 20 or so years. Happy in parts, sad in others.

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My Soul to Take

Just another dumb horror movie.

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes

This movie was totally unnecessary.  It took what should have been a 2 minute prologue and turned it into a 105 minute piece of garbage. Sure, the ape special effects were technically amazing but that was about it.  There was no need for all of the inconsequential sub-plots and story lines that were presented and it just […]

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Immortals

A whole lot of Greek mythology wrapped up in a Hollywood movie.  The movie wasn’t as bloody as the trailers made it out to be but there was still enough gore to satisfy. The movie had a strange look to it – it reminded me of the old Jason and the Argonauts movie style – […]

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The Art of Getting By

A depressed high school student (Freddie Highmore)  makes friends with a very complicated girl (Emma Roberts) and they end up saving each other. Excellent movie, a little on the slow, sad side, but worth watching anyway.

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A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

My eyes won’t stop bleeding!  This movie is terrible (except for the NPH cameo) and should be avoided at all costs.

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The Muppets

It’s muppetational!

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Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Crazy stupid awesome!

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Captain America: The First Avenger

Surprisingly good Marvel movie.

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