Archive for the ‘Not Awesome’ Category

Jack and Jill

Adam Sandler plays both a twin brother and twin sister.  It’s terrible – stay away.

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Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D

What a pile of trash. The acting is horrible, the special effects are terrible, it was presented in 3D which is irritating in itself, the story was dumb, and the 4th dimension was just plain offensive. The story centered around a father who spent all his time working to provide a good life for his […]

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30 Minutes or Less

Two idiots trap a pizza guy into robbing a bank for them. Dumb.

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My Soul to Take

Just another dumb horror movie.

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes

This movie was totally unnecessary.  It took what should have been a 2 minute prologue and turned it into a 105 minute piece of garbage. Sure, the ape special effects were technically amazing but that was about it.  There was no need for all of the inconsequential sub-plots and story lines that were presented and it just […]

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A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

My eyes won’t stop bleeding!  This movie is terrible (except for the NPH cameo) and should be avoided at all costs.

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Unintentionally funny.

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Bad Teacher

Cameron Diaz plays a terrible teacher who hates her job, her students and is only there for the paycheque.   The main character only appears to change her ways – she destroys another teacher’s life in the process, steals the state-wide standardized test and does any number of other terrible things.  At the end of […]

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Hanna

A young girl is trained to be an assassin.  It starts out all action-movie-y and then slows down into as rather boring drama with an unsatisfying ending.

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My Life In Ruins

An American tour guide in Greece hates her job.  It takes a rag-tag group of tourists (the B tour) to teach a variety of life lessons and by the time the 4 day tour is over everybody is great friends. Richard Dreyfuss is one of the tourists and through some silly storyline becomes a god […]

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Does anyone really care about this series anymore?  ‘Cuz I don’t think the director or any of the cast did. This is a steaming pile of incomprehensible garbage.

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Scream 4

10 years since the original, a new generation starts up the Scream series again. Pass.

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Hall Pass

Two guys get a week off from marriage to do whatever they want.

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Gulliver’s Travels

Jack Black and his usual nonsense – not worth watching.

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BloodRayne: The Third Reich

More awful.

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BloodRayne

Awful.

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Skyline

Aliens invade and looking at them kills you. Dumb.

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Faster

A man drives fast to avenge his brother’s murder.  It’s about as good as it sounds.

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All the Boys Love Mandy Lane

A group of popular high-school kids spend a weekend at a ranch and everything goes horribly wrong. Interesting twist at the end – but not enough to make the movie worthwhile.

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You Again

A mother and daughter have to deal with their arch-enemies from high school when a wedding brings old friends/enemies together. Typical romantic comedy, don’t waste your time.

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